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A 12 string electric guitar may not be everyone’s idea of a musical aphrodisiac. (Not unless you meet that strange girl who gets turned on by watching you tune an instrument for 20 minutes.
Still, 12 string electric guitars are often overlooked for their amorous potential. Here are 3 reasons a 12 string electric guitar may win you affection–and possibly a totally hot groupie.
12 String Electric Guitar SexinessFact No.1: A Natural Chorus Effect
Ever find yourself playing onstage and realize no matter how loud you crank your amp so you can impress that hot indie rock chick in the front row, you can’t compete with that booming Ludwig drum kit your drummer is assaulting behind you.
Or that bassist of yours who is trying to single-handedly trying make everyone in the band deaf whilst conjuring the spirit of Geddy Lee, is cramping your style as you try to rock out and catch the eye of that attractive woman with the ironic Kenny G shirt.
Maybe you’re at a party–sans amplifier–and you’re busting out an acoustic guitar, only to find some tool already is playing away in his dashboard confessional alternate tunings, and totally cock-blocking you.
Well..turns out 12 string electric guitars are perfect for this situation.
Instead of cranking your volume—and possibly distorting your signal fidelity—a 12 string electric guitar gives you a much brighter and fuller guitar sound to blast your shitty bandmates out of the water.
It’s also got both louder bottom and top-end sound so that doofus at the party will be able to do nothing but curse your name as you become the life of the soiree.
But why…you ask?
This isn’t just because they have double the amount of strings—although that’s part of it.
12 string guitar strings —tuned normally—have the same note configuration as 6-strings. (E-a-d-g-b-e) But a 12 string electric guitar produces different octaves of the same note on each fret.
This means 12 string electric guitars can help you achieve that ever-deseirable chorus effect in your wall of sound– without having to buy one of those crappy guitar center chorus pedals.
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Translation: Your guitar sound will sound full, bright, loud, dominant, kick-ass…whatever adjective you want.
Now not every song will sound good on one of these. Tuning can be a total pain. But having a 12 string electric guitar at your disposal does mean you’ll blow your bandmates out of the water—and impress that hot rocker chick in the front row of your gig.
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